Showing My Age: 80’s Style- Vol. 1
February 24, 2008 by Allison
Veggie Macabre posted recently about cheesy intro songs for 80’s sitcoms (videos included). As I watched an insane amount of television in my childhood, these videos were a fun walk down memory lane. While on memory lane, I thought I would reflect on a few more things I enjoyed back in the 80’s. [This inspired my husband to do the same thing for the 70's.]
Choose Your Own Adventure books. This series provided numerous decision points which would take you down varying storylines depending upon your selections. I don’t recall being particularly impressed by any of the stories, but I enjoyed controlling my literary destiny, so to speak. Books that I did find impressive were the Taffy Sinclair series, tales of grade school angst by Barthe DeClements, each and every Trixie Belden, Baby-sitters Club, and Sunfire historical romance.






My Atari 2600. I spent hours upon hours playing favorite games such as Pitfall, Mousetrap, and Swordquest Earthworld. I played a couple of Nintendo games when I babysat as a teenager (Tetris and Super Marios Brothers), but my game playing days basically ended with Atari.



All of the stylish shoe choices including, but not limited to colored high-top Reeboks, jelly shoes and Kangaroos with zipper pouches. I never had the real high-top Reeboks…my mom wasn’t into expensive childhood fashions. I settled for pink canvas Reeboks. I was, however, permitted to have cheap jelly shoes to my heart’s content…oh, how they made my feet sweat! I also remember putting safety pins with beads onto my shoestrings (I think it was intended to be a sign of friendship).



Fashion plates. I was basically my own fashion designer with this little gem of a toy. You could assemble an outfit, imprint the outfit to paper, color the woman, and, if you were exceptionally stylish, add some kind of pattern to the outfit. Unfortunately, I lost a couple of the plates over the years, and my sense of fashion suffered as a result.

Some of my favorite 80’s tv shows included Punky Brewster, The Facts of Life and Kids Incorporated. I consider myself a bit of a Facts of Life show expert. I know how Mrs. Garrett left Diff’rent Strokes (good move), how Molly Ringwald didn’t return after the 1st season, that Natalie was adopted and that George Clooney played Nick. Much to my chagrin, these facts are never Trivial Pursuit questions. (If you look closely at the Kids Incorporated pic, you might notice Fergie. Yes, that Fergie.)



The Run Yourself Ragged Game. I played this game for hours, navigating the tiny metal ball through a plastic maze. It’s called Screwball Scramble now (we just ordered it online). I also liked Scotland Yard.


I can’t imagine a childhood without Smurfs, Monchichis, The Get-Along Gang, The Little, Shirt Tales, and Foofur. Things I remember about the smurfs- Smurfette’s scratchy voice, Azriel, Gargamel, PeeWee, Johanne, using the word smurf as a verb, time travel (in later seasons) *sigh*.






How about some good 80’s movies like Goonies, Girls Just Want to Have Fun and The Sure Thing. My favorite part in Goonies was when Chunk confessed to causing a mass vomit in the movie theater.



May we never forget or repeat fashion fads such as banana combs, stirrup pants, jelly bracelets, and crimped hair. Is it wrong to hold Mary Lou Retton personally responsible for the stirrup pant trend?




Some of my favorite 80’s commercials were the “how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll pop?”, “Where’s the beef?” for Wendy’s, and Morris, the finicky eater.



And I would like to give a special mention to my favorite game show of the 80’s- The Love Connection. I’m very grateful to the Game Show Network for bringing this show back to me.

Oh, and many thanks to Mindi for reminding me about the Holly Hobby easy bake oven. I found out that I was getting this for my birthday and couldn’t wait until the special day. I took it from my mom’s closet, opened the box and baked a little pre-birthday cake for myself. I don’t know how many plastic spatulas I melted in that thing.

Feel free to share your 80’s memories!
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Oh man! That stuff brought back such memories! EVERYthing you have here was an essential. So rad!
Totally
Dance Fever and the Solid Gold Dancers…all 80’s!!!!!
I watched Solid Gold a lot (but it sure didn’t help my dancing skills).
Saturday Morning Cartoons! I can’t believe that the magic and anticipation of Saturday mornings in PJs watching Mighty Mouse or TMNT or Garfield is all a thing of the past. This generation is truly missing out on something.
They are truly smurfing out on something.
I had a Strawberry Shortcake fashion plate! Also, I loved ‘Nothing’s Fair in Fifth Grade’, as well as ‘Starring Sally J. Freedman as Herself’ and ‘Deenie’.
Good Times, Good Times.
Strawberry Shortcake fashion plate???? Wow, I am in awe. I liked the Sally J. Freedman book too!
I bet it took longer to dig up all those pics than it did to write the blog! Wow! Was that Pitfall?
Sweet.
Did you catch the new “Knight Rider” on the telly? It’s little more than a Ford commercial, but still kinda cool to reminisce about and they did bring back Hasselhoff for a cameo at the end of the pilot.
Ah, good times!
It took an obscene amount of time to find locate some of those pics, but I had a lot of fun. Yes, that was Pitfall. That game was crack-type addictive.
I was a little disappointed by some of the pics I wasn’t able to find…like striped jeans, slime sundaes from Hardees, and some hideous pastic charm necklaces I wore in 1985.
Regarding Knight Rider: Like flourescent colored shirts, I’m thinking some things are best left in the past
Oh man! Talk about the endless supply of jelly shoes, bracelets, and banna clips. I had a pair of purple stir-up pants (EW!) and my mom still has our fashion plate in the back with the other old toys. Fun post!
My mom wouldn’t let me have stirrup pants back then. I don’t know why, but I should thank her today for that decision. I might break down and buy fashion plates on ebay sometime
Oh my word. Hundred of memories are flooding back, and I do believe, you are my NEW best friend.
Choose your own adventure. Hello! I use this VERY same concept at work!!!! And Punky? I wanted to be her, and I wanted my own George, and I wanted my own cool loft to sleep in.
Fashion Plates? That’s what those things were called? I was seriously looking for them for my kid, but couldn’t remember the name. I was in foster care for eight weeks, and recalled the daughter in the house having those, and allowing me to play with them. I WANT SOME!
And stirrups, oh, mine were green and I wore them to school.
Let’s see, in Australia I remember the song, “Shuddupayaface”, or whatever it was. We would camp at a park, and they had a gift shop where that song played constantly. I also recall my first fascination with video games at that same gift shop, playing PacMan and some other game where I would fly over land and shoot battleships.
And crimpers! Oh, I loved crimpers!
I have a feeling we would have torn the 80’s up together! The more I see the phrase Fashion Plates, the more I feel compelled to do a bit of ebay shopping. I could use my kid as an excuse. Yeah, they’re not for me. I don’t want to play with a kid toy. They’re for my kid. Yes, justification is mine. I don’t know the shut-your-face song, but I do know that I was a total PacMan wuss.
The 80’s?…fer sure. Oh my gawd, like, totally, gag me with a spoon.
I have to admit it - I loved the 80’s!! This is my abridged addition of my fondest 80’s memories: neon clothing and jewelry, pony tail had to be worn on the side of the head, miniskirts, frilly socks, jellies, WHAM!, Duran Duran, Atari – Space Invaders, Back to the Future, The Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink…oh, and let’s not forget…Swatch watches!
Pretty in Pink. I loved that movie, but I never did like her prom dress. I wanted to like it, I just couldn’t. I think I pretty much liked anything Molly was in…I don’t know why she didn’t get invited back to the second season of The Facts of Life.
I loved Fashion Plates.
Okay, now I really want them again.
Perhaps you could help jog my memory on the name of those sneakers (I think they were at payless) that had the sole with the zipper around it so you could change the top part of your sneakers to match your outfit… all I can find are ‘roos…
Egads, charm necklaces. I’m sure they were full of lead. Just like the Tonka trucks we found when my husband moved.
I was fond of The Care Bears, Fraggle Rock, Hypercolor, Bonnie Bell lip gloss, pinning my pants/turtlenecks, Ranger Rick and Jack and Jill magazines and David Bowie in Labyrinth. mmmmm, Bowie.
I’ve never heard of those shoes. I hope somebody reads this and can answer your question. I even ran it by my husband (who never forgets anything) and he didn’t know. Care Bear stares! Loved the Labyrinth. I watched it again a few years ago and I still liked it. Let that be a lesson to all, do not say or wish bad things about your baby brother!
I owned so many of those Baby-Sitters Club books. I think I loved them more than my Judy Blume and Beverly Cleary
collections.
I can still remember going to B. Dalton Bookstore on the mall with my parents and buying the first Baby-Sitters Club book when it came out. I wanted to be in their club even though I never liked baby-sitting!
(Ramona was cool too.)
I remember sneaking to read Judy Blume’s “Forever” and oh.my.goodness the time that someone got hold of a copy of “Wifey”.
You forgot to mention Tootie’s obsession with Jermaine Jackson.
Remember “hooker necklaces”? they were essentially charm necklaces on a D-ring.
I don’t know about you, but I had big scrunchy socks OVER my stirrup pants, all tucked in to my stylin’ lemon yellow high-top Reeboks.
Last but not least….my Holly Hobby Easy Bake oven (sigh…
I remember reading Are You There God? It’s Me Margaret and thinking I was getting away with something because it talked about breasts. Hooker necklaces? I really don’t remember those. BUT- I do remember Holly Hobby ovens and I can’t believe I omitted that toy from my original posting. I have revised so as to include that wondrous toy! Thanks for the happy reminder.
I loved my jelly shoes. A girlfriend and I had the same size feet (actually a different girlfriend and I have the same size feet now too) and we would share our shoes. We would make sure that we didn’t have two pairs of the same color so that we could share. And I still have my fashion plates too, now I’m going to have to go to my moms and dig them out! And choose your own adventure books were the best!
Jelly shoes were great, until a link would break or a rock got stuck in the heel.
Let me tell you how awesome you are.
You are awesome. Choose Your Own Adventure! I had those and they were banned from my Catholic Elementry school. Work of the Devil I guess.
My pal, Matt, at X-E wrote about Choose Your Own Adventure. It’s hilarious.
http://x-entertainment.com/updates/2008/01/31/choose-your-own-adventure/
Choose Your Own Adventure banned? Since when is controlling your literary destiny a sin? I’ll have to check out your friend’s article.
OMG, this post brought back so many memories.
I remember being scared to death of refrigerators after one Punky episode.
I also had some Taffy Sinclair books, as well as BSC and Sweet Valley Twins (and later High) and a series called “The Gymnasts”. Loved them.
I remember those gaudy plastic charm necklaces too. LOL.
Did you “tightroll” your jeans?
I was a big Sweet Valley High fan. Yes, I tightrolled my jeans. Horrible, horrible style. Do you remember jeans you didn’t have to tightroll because they were already small at the ankle, and you used a little zipper at the bottom to help put them on and take them off?
Holy cow, I watched Kid, Inc. religiously. I had a mad crush on Ryan and it wasn’t until now that I found out Fergie was on that show. I’m not sure how to feel about all this. I must sit alone in the dark and ponder.
I know, I was shocked at first but I eventually progressed to the acceptance phase.
wow…that was a nice trip down memory lane. recently i’ve been re-reading some childhood books–feeling a touch of nostalgia as birthday number 34 is looming on the horizon. i read ‘the girl with the silver eyes’, ‘tiger eyes’ and ‘are you there god? it’s me margaret’. fun!
oh, one other 80s thing i loved was the scholastic book thing at school when we got to order books and then they would get delivered to our classroom! oh the unbridled joy of it!
I re-read my Trixie Belden and Francine Pascal books (My First Love and Other Disasters, Hangin’ Out with Cici, and Love and Betrayal and Hold the Mayo) on nostalgic whims
THIS WAS THE BEST POST EVER!!! I love it!
Check this blog out - lots of old school commercials! hehe
Wow- Thank you!
Two words: Parachute pants.
And wasn’t Jennifer Love Hewitt also on Kids Inc? Yes, I admit to watching it and thinking Martika was kinda cute.
My brother had 2 pair of parachute pants- one black, one gray. I almost wanted to be a boy so that I could wear them. So many fun zippers!
Yes, she was!! She went by Love.
Allison — First of all, thank you for your comment about the macaroon post! I think you are my first non-family member reader! Second, I LOVE your blog!!! Clearly, we are cut from the same mold — Trixie Belden, Fashion Plates … do you remember Dolly Pops? I miss the 80s!
Your writing is clever and fun…it won’t take long for you to build a following :-). Trixie and fashion plates nearly ruled my childhood. Dolly Pops? I don’t think I remember those.
I loved the 80’s! I could’ve spent hours playing Pitfall. I also enjoyed the Babysitter’s Club Books and just about every Judy Blume book written. My daughter is reading Ramona Quimby books right now and I couldn’t be more excited! I loved all the things that you listed and any movie with dancing in it was totally worth watching!! My favorite look that I had during that time was my really light blue Guess jeans with the zippers on the ankles, a Coca-Cola shirt, a Swatch watch, jelly bracelets, frizzed hair in a banana clip with the big birds nest in front, blue eyeliner and blue mascara, that peach irridescent lip gloss from Wet and Wild and my pink Reebok high-tops. To be topped off with a mouth full of metal with colored rubber bands. How awful!! Oh, I lived in jellies in the summer. I saw some for sale at a Journey’s. I almost bought them! I loved this post!
I can’t wait until my daughter starts reading the books I remember from my childhood! That’s funny, I tried to find a picture of Coca-Cola shirt for this blog (I had one too) but with no success. Good times
SO TRUE! I miss those things
Life seemed a little more exciting in the 80’s I think. I still believe the 80’s had the best movies - especially when John Cusack was in them
John Cusack indeed! (Especially The Sure Thing)
How about those 80’s hair bands….
Bon Jovi, Def Leppard, Quiet Riot, Poison, White Snake
The 80’s definitely had the best movies. My favorite John Cusack movie, “Better off Dead”… best line: “I want my two dollars”
I think we have a hair band Christmas CD.
Haha. I had those fashion plates!
So much fun in one little box!
I have been trying to figure out the name of that marble maze game for years b/c I wanted to find it! Thank you thank you thank you!
I totally want to revisit my 80s days now too. Actually, I just posted on my old blog (moved over here to WordPress yesterday) about “Return to Oz” that I finally found on amazon after forgetting the name of it for a long time.
You’re welcome! We ordered the marble maze game on the internet and can’t wait for it to get here now!
In case you’re in the mood for more nostalgia, I just saw an ad the other day for The Smurfs, the entire first season, is coming out soon on DVD. As a fellow child of the 80’s, I’m so there. My child will smurf somethin!
I will definitely keep my smurf out for that. (That was terrible.)
aggghhh! I just got my Kohl’s preview catalog in and guess what are back.
And for $25!
(didn’t we used to pay like 3 or 5 bucks for these?!?)
I was thinking they were a dollar or something. How can you own a pair in every color at that price?
Great post. I actually did my own post on the banana clip back in November - I think we should bring it back! Also, I think I watched The Sure Thing at least 20 times one summer. My ’80s experience will always be summed up by Milli Vanilli.
I was always envious of the girls with perms when banana clips were popular because my straight hair never stayed in them properly. I still like The Sure Thing…it’s good to know I’m not alone!
Blame it on the rain….
ANyone know where I can find that cheezy “Fashion Plates” theme song that they played during the commercial? My friend and I were laughing about it the other night, and it would be a big kick if I could find the recording. THanks…
You have to be kidding. There was a fashion plate song? Wow, if you or anybody else finds it, let me know!
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Loved this post too. Now I’m off to check our your hubby’s 70s post.
Thanks again, I know you’ll enjoy his post as well
I’m back for just a sec. TK peaked my curiosity with her comment and your response. I wouldn’t want to be missing out on anything out there.
Her comment didn’t come with a link back to her blog. Might you be able to provide such a link? Please and thank you.
Happily:
http://lettert.wordpress.com/
What about those Guess jeans with the ankle zippers! Pitfall was a great game in its day and, Swordquest Earthworld was a nightmare! I spent way to many hours trying to figure that awful game out. Great post I enjoyed reading it.
I remember those zippers (from personal experience). I would make fun of them, but they’re probably a little better than the tight-rolling of jeans. I was obsessed with Swordquest (and yet terrible at the same time). Thank you!