The Mane Event
April 20, 2008 by Allison
Have you ever noticed the prevalence of intended puns in the hair-styling industry? Take for instance salon names such as Cuttin’ Up, Hairizons, Prime Cut, Shear Perfection/Attractions/Joy/Magic, or my personal favorite, Bangz. I’m not saying that they can’t provide excellent service, but I did feel a little relieved that my new salon opted for something more original.
My recent post about stylist issues drew a lot of entertaining and useful bits of advice. To follow-up, my experience with the new stylist on Friday was fantastic. My only regret is that I didn’t make the switch sooner (thus saving myself from the pain of the cap and the humiliation of the cuts). My new stylist used foil to highlight, employed the straightener technique for cutting that Catie mentioned, and did some kind of extraordinary scalp massage when she washed my hair. She wasn’t a gay man, Pammy Girl, but I think she was the next best thing (and there were gay men stationed on either side of me, if that counts for anything).
After the appointment, I enjoyed lunch with my husband at our favorite Mexican restaurant (he took a picture if you want to see) and a shopping excursion to purchase my summer kick-off items– sandals, nail polish, and sunglasses. You could say the day was sheer perfection.
Let’s just say, I was a lot happier with the current outcome than I was with this little number courtesy of Fantastic Sam’s back in 1988.
Very nice.
You look pleased.
It looks really good! Now I have to go back to the comments and read up on what the straigtening technique is.
Thank you! I had never heard of it before either.
I love your writing style….ended up here while reading a friend of a friend’s blog! So I do check back once in a while to be entertained. Thank you for relieving the monotony on certain days! Oh, and strawberry poptarts, no icing and buttered were my fattening favorite in days past. And Fantastic Sams did you no favors with that hair cut, I think my great aunt’s poodle looked similar. Your husband has a right to be proud of you, it does look gorgeous now. Isn’t it amazing what 20 years will do?
Thank you! It’s funny…I didn’t even realize until you mentioned it that it has been exactly 20 years. Stop by anytime
I see that you too were treated to the Fantastic Sam’s poodle perm. I’m very glad that you are happy with your hair and stylist, I know how hard it can be to find one if not both that you are happy with.
Yikes, I was a strawberry blond poodle!
Before I say anything about 1988, I just wanna say…you look GREAT with the new hairstyle! Lovin’ the highlights, a great look to get ready for the summer
And now…about that perm:…..WOW…..HAHAHAHAHAHA….sorry, you know I’m not laughing AT you right? I’m laughing with you, celebrating how far you’ve come!
But seriously…you should’ve sued “Sam”, ’cause that was not very fantastic (just wanted to continue with your “puns theme”…)…
I had a few perms in the early 90’s, and I ask the world: is there a picture out there of a perm that DID work out well? Hmmm….
I’m willing to guess that Sam did a lot of very un-fantastic things to women back in the day
I had the same hairstyle. It followed me into the early 90s. Thank goodness it’s gone. I’m glad your new stylist was a good one.
The perm part was bad, but I think the curled bangs may have been worse. Good riddance to Aqua-Net.
I recently went out with a personal stylist, someone recommended that I do so and to be honest I wasn’t that impressed… especially after a bill of $400 for half a frickin day! Another friend told me a bout a cool new online personal stylist service which was far better and only cost me $30! Gave me loads of advice and tips on style for my body shape… which is a pear apparently! Well worth checking out before you go spending big bucks on a stylist!
Yikes! Mine was just a hair stylist without the “personal” thrown in…that word must add a few hundred dollars to the experience.
Your hair looks great! Glad you are happy that you switched stylist, it looks like it worked out for the best!
Muchas gracias!
Great new look! I too had the bad perm, that somehow really did keep my hair curly (or wave-like) for the rest of my life.
I’ve been watching a lot of The Love Connection lately, and I’m starting to think there wasn’t such a thing as a good perm.
l-o-v-e the new hair.
love it
love it
loooove it
Thank you very much
HA HA HA! (the Fantastic Sam’s cut that is…
You look great though!
CareerMom does the expensive haircut thing and it’s one area of our finances where I butt out. If it looks good, and she’s happy…then I’m happy.
Enjoy!
Thanks!
That’s quite wise of you- happy wife, happy life
Nice ‘do! I think true comedy is behind a bad haircut. One time I had a haircut that was so bad, my other barber told me who ever cut my hair last should be making shoes instead. I agreed.
Ouch, I’m sure that smarted just a bit. People shoes, or horse shoes?
Okay, I swear I’m not being stalkerish but I may just print out that picture of you and take it to the salon with me. I’m trying to grow my hair back out and I think that may be the perfect in-between cut for me.
Is that weird to take your picture with me? How about if I draw hearts all over it and tuck it under my pillow? Or frame it and put it on my desk at work? I’m getting weird here, aren’t I? I should stop now. I can’t stop. Oh my, I’ve had waaaaay too much coffee today.
Hearts are okay, but XOXOXO’s are going too far
If you didn’t have that haircut in 1988, then when you fell asleep the fashion police would knock you out with ether and when you woke up you’d be part of the crowd anyway. Close your eyes and put your finger in my high school yearbooks and if it’s a white girl, she’ll have that haircut. Yep. Anybody who makes fun of it wasn’t there.
That’s right. I’m just the only one crazy enough to publicly admit to the poodle perm.
I love your new hair! And…I almost snorted water after seeing your Fantastic Sam’s cut! I should stop reading during lunch!
I remember Sams…ugh. So traumatizing - it’s so worth it to spend some extra $$ on a spa experience!
Thank you!
Lunchtime makes for the best blog reading…at least you weren’t snorting a carbonated beverage…ouch!
It looks awesome. I was knocked out!
Ahhhhh, my measure of success
Very cute haircut!
Love the 80’s one as well! You look like my best friend in junior high! Unfortunately … there are still people that wear their hair that way!
So true, I seem to see it at Wal-Mart every now and then…in the hairspray aisle.
(In typical husband character…
Huh! I don’t see the difference!
If nothing else, one picture has lots of freckles and the other doesn’t.
I love puns, but have also been puzzled by the hair industry’s obsessions with them. It’s a nation-wide epidemic. Here are some from my area:
Curl Up & Dye
Cut It Up
Cut ‘N Loose
The Hairem
Hair’s To You
The Hairport
And the least creative name: Al’s Very Good Hair Cuts
Wow, those are quite clever…I think Curl Up and Dye is my favorite, but The Hairem is a pretty close second.
“Curl Up & Dye”
That is hilarious!!! I’d let them slide in the pun department only because they pulled it off so well.
I just looked at your old haircut from Fantastic Sam’s, and I laughed out loud at work. Not to make fun, but that was a crazy do!
I love the new look, you look quite beautiful! There’s nothing like a new haircut to make a girl shine!
I laugh at that hairdo too…especially the fact that the hair on one side of my hair is longer than the other side. The sad thing is, I thought I looked good at the time.
Thank you!